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By Mira Ptacin and Seth Fried

+: )    Ash Wednesday

+; )    Flirty Ash Wednesday

 : F    Bored snake

[>: (  Fire Bad

[I: I    Ice neither good nor bad; me ambivalent

,:” I    Attacked by cat

:%I    Lowering glasses to see if you’re serious

;%)    Lowering glasses to see if you’re feeling what I’m feeling

:»q   Accidentally spraying self in eye with mace

O0o   No one in my family has any response to what you just said

<:#    Hitler birthday party

<;#    Flirty Hitler birthday party

X;<)   Flirty triceratops

X,<)   Flirty triceratops cyclops

P       Soup ladle

;P      Flirty soup ladle

}: I     Wolverine

{: I     Frida Kahlo

@: I    Combover

:o)     Bear missing ears

:^ u   Abject horror

;^ u   Flirty abject horror

: i      Cold sore

; i      Flirty cold sore